Welcome to Not Milk Co.

It started with an idea that shouldn’t have worked — and that’s exactly why we did it.

We’re not here to make beer make sense.
We’re here to make it interesting.

This is where curiosity gets bottled.

Read our story

🧪 The Chaos Lab

Where bad ideas taste surprisingly good.

This is where the magic (and mistakes) happen.
Every brew starts as a stupid idea that somehow… works.
From Red IPAs to pastry stouts inspired by Danish desserts — we push limits, break rules, and occasionally spill a little.

Curiosity is our main ingredient.
And chaos? That’s the yeast.

Explore the madness

🧢 Merch Drops. Unlimited Attitude.

Not merch. Not milk. Just movement.

Every drop we make tells a story printed, and brewed with the same chaotic energy that started it all.

🖤 The Definition Tee
A statement in fabric — our founding piece.
It defines who we are. It's for the ones who don’t follow recipes in life — or in beer.

⚽ The Not Milk Football Jersey
Inspired by passion, sweat, and late-night ideas. It’s for the teams, the friends, and the fearless — because beer and sport share the same DNA: chaos, emotion, and beautiful mistakes.

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