Mix 2xThe Cow of Your Life & 2xRED IPA 4-pack - PRESALE

🥴 The Sweet & Bitter– 2xThe Cow of Your Life & 2xRED IPA

Two moods. One mindset. Total chaos.

Can’t decide between sweet chaos and red rebellion?
We get it. You’re complicated.

So here’s both sides of your personality in one box — two cans of The Cow of Your Life, our cheeky Dessert Sour that tastes like tropical bad decisions,
and two cans of RED IPA, the beer that blushed and never looked back.

Together, they’re the perfect contradiction: soft and smooth, bold and bitter.
It’s the push and pull, the “maybe just one more,” and the “oh no, it’s already gone.”

🧠 Inside the Pack:

🐮 2× The Cow of Your Life – Dessert Sour (6.3%)
– Smooth, tropical, and dangerously charming.
– Born from vanilla, orange, and rebellion.

🔥 2× RED IPA – The Beer That Blushed (8.0%)
– Bold, fruity, and redder than your last bad decision.
– Brewed with Bestmalz Red X, raspberries, and chaos.

📦 Details:

• Pack size: 4 × 440 ml cans

• Type: Mixed pack (Dessert Sour + Red IPA)

💬 Not Milk Co. says:

“Because sometimes you want to kiss the chaos… and sometimes you want to start it.”

🕒 Pre-Sale & Shipping Info

The Cow of Your Life is a limited small-batch brew that is still cooking — made slow, made bold, made with love (and zero boringness).

All pre-sale orders will ship on December 1st.
Perfect timing for winter coziness, holiday gatherings, or for making an ordinary Tuesday feel dangerous and delightful.

We brew only what’s needed — no waste, no mass production.
A little patience now = a much better beer later.

We move at cow-speed: calm, steady, quality first.
But trust us — the wait is absolutely worth it. 🐮✨