The Cow of Your Life 4-pack - PRESALE

4x🐮 The Cow of Your Life

A beer you won’t forget – even if you try.

Meet The Cow of Your Life. A cheeky, fruity, and utterly illogical love affair for those who take life (and beer) with a smile.
Born from chaos, vanilla, and curiosity – brewed for the ones who drink with heart, not with a handbook.

This isn’t just another Sour. It’s a liquid flirt. A beer with attitude. A reminder that not everything with milk is innocent.

🧠 Tasting Notes:

• Tropical aroma with a kiss of licorice and a sweetness you shouldn’t like – but do anyway.

• Smooth and creamy body with an aftertaste that lingers like a bad excuse.

• Balanced sourness. Naughty finish. Pure Not Milk.

⚗️ Brewed With:

• Mosaic & Sabro hops
  

• A touch of Orange

• And a splash of rebellion

📦 Details:

• Type: Dessert Sour

• Volume: 440 ml

• ABV: 6.3 %

• Batch: Small – because we’d rather be interesting than available.

🕒 Pre-Sale & Shipping Info

The Cow of Your Life is a limited small-batch brew — made slow, made bold, made with love (and zero boringness).

All pre-sale orders will ship on December 1st.
Perfect timing for winter coziness, holiday gatherings, or for making an ordinary Tuesday feel dangerous and delightful.

We brew only what’s needed — no waste, no mass production.
A little patience now = a much better beer later.

We move at cow-speed: calm, steady, quality first.
But trust us — the wait is absolutely worth it. 🐮✨